One Three year old for sale........

We have a very cute and talented three year old for sale.  He has many gifts.  He is quite artistic,and can use a pen and draw all over your couch!  The good news is that its pretty permanent, and hard to remove, so its something that can really last for a lifetime.  He also is very good at treating wood.  He can take a tub of carmex, and smear it all over your end tables, and let you know that he did it so that it would look pretty.   Now, don't worry, he is also thrifty.  He does not need toilet paper, he just wipes his poopy bum on the bathroom rug.  Not too sanitary, but hey! you can't  have everything.  He is also very considerate.  He will clean up your bathroom by throwing water all over the sink, floor,toilet and even his sister.  And BEST of all, he is FAST!  He is capable of doing all these things in less than 2 hours!  Yes folks, this one is a keeper. He won't last, so best hurry!